sufferingforsanity:

1. An orgasm
2. Attention
3. $50,000

(via ayyodeeezy)

the-original-cinnamon-roll:

Countless studies: hot showers are bad for you!! They dry out and damage your skin!

Me: I Will Boil Myself Like A Lobster If I So Choose

(via one-millionmilesaway)

the-quasar-hero:

stone-monkey:

the-quasar-hero:

My job is to drill the holes in crackers, it’s hard work but someone gotta do it.

You talking about the food product or white people?

Yes

def-not-dainty:

trenchcoatinimpala:

things you don’t point out about people:

• acne
• cuts
• Scars
• body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
• fat rolls/curves
• how much/how little they’re eating
• how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
• How fat they are.
• If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
• If they sweat a lot

don’t do it

don’t

pls

(Source: anna-michelle, via mermaidmachine)

yourbigsisnissi:

i have goals. and i have plans. but if those things don’t work out, it doesn’t mean i’m a failure. it just means i have to recalibrate and reassess. if one goal isn’t met it doesn’t invalidate all the other goals i will have in my life time. 

(via anditslove)

ankyans:

Eugene gets me

(via jessyanderson)

audisex:

hello i would like to hold hands

(via yourgaydarisonpoint)

bittersweetsadness:

00incognegro:

Originally posted by butteryplanet

THE FUCKING TEA.. drink it mf’s.